Please! I’m so horny

Please! I’m so horny

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scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via rawrpunk)


bjaddict:

Mmm i need to taste it

bjaddict:

Mmm i need to taste it

(via thisisacock)


dykebrigade:



What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

Always gives me goosebumps

dykebrigade:

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

Always gives me goosebumps

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showmeyourwetpussy:

virginbodywhorishmind:

I love the thought of fucking a guy back. Him just kneeling behind me, rather relaxed, holding his hands behind his back and enjoying the sight of me, so desperately craving his cock thrusting in and out of my tight pussy, that I end up willingly doing the work.
Until he loses it and just grabs my hips and fucks me hard and fast, of course.

This is what I want to do to someone. To create such a desperate lust for my cock that she would be unable to control her body as she impaled herself on me again and again…

showmeyourwetpussy:

virginbodywhorishmind:

I love the thought of fucking a guy back. Him just kneeling behind me, rather relaxed, holding his hands behind his back and enjoying the sight of me, so desperately craving his cock thrusting in and out of my tight pussy, that I end up willingly doing the work.

Until he loses it and just grabs my hips and fucks me hard and fast, of course.

This is what I want to do to someone. To create such a desperate lust for my cock that she would be unable to control her body as she impaled herself on me again and again…

(via imahornydude)


physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via kelptomatic)


baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

image

Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

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